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Once upon a time there were five from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.
Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.
What is red and goes putt putt from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.
What is red and goes putt, putt, putt? An outboard apple.
How does an apple a day keep from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.
How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.
How do you make an apple puff from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden
How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden
School lunches are not generally popular with from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of pie do you call this ?" asked one schoolboy indignantly. "What's it taste of ?" asked the cook. "Glue!" "Then it's apple pie, the plum pie tastes of soap."
School lunches are not generally popular with those that have to eat them, and sometimes with good reason. "What kind of pie do you call this ?" asked one schoolboy indignantly. "What's it taste of ?" asked the cook. "Glue!" "Then it's apple pie, the plum pie tastes of soap."
Fred came rushing in to his Dad from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "That's what they say," said his Dad. "Well, give me an apple quick ? I've just broken the doctor's window!"
Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "That's what they say," said his Dad. "Well, give me an apple quick ? I've just broken the doctor's window!"
How do you get the most apples from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.
How do you get the most apples at Halloween? Take a snorkel.
Two boys were eating a snack lunch from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms won't you!" The first one replied, "Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."
Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms won't you!" The first one replied, "Why should I? They can watch out for themselves."
The first commandment was when Eve told from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
What do you get if you cross from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !
First apple You look down in the from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.
First apple: You look down in the dumps. What's eating you? Second apple: Worms, I think.
What lives in apples and is an from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !
What lives in apples and is an avid reader? A bookworm !
Why didnt the two worms go into from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !
Why didn't the two worms go into Noah's ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go in pairs !
What did one maggot say to the from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!
What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!
The desk sergeant answered the phone and from Flashcomment Apple jokes Jokes
The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "You've got to help me! There's a giant gray thing in my yard, and it's pulling apples off the tree with its tail!" "What's he doing with the apples?" the sergeant asked. "If I told you," the woman cried, "you wouldn't believe me!"
The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "You've got to help me! There's a giant gray thing in my yard, and it's pulling apples off the tree with its tail!" "What's he doing with the apples?" the sergeant asked. "If I told you," the woman cried, "you wouldn't believe me!"
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